Friday, April 23, 2010

Friday Film Snob Focus: Jennifer Lopez

If you're anything like me, I'd wager you have no excitement for (or awareness of) the latest Jennifer Lopez vehicle, The Back-up Plan.

How To Sound Like a Film Snob 101 is now in session. Repeat after me, class:

"The only notable Jennifer Lopez movie is Out of Sight."

"The only notable Jennifer Lopez movie is Out of Sight."

"The only notable Jennifer Lopez movie is Out of Sight."

Selena was a sanitized melodrama carried by Lopez. It's said the only redeeming part of Jersey Girl is that she dies in the first five minutes. If you remember anything about The Cell, it's probably that it put you to sleep.

Enjoy your weekend as I will - seeing Kick Ass again.

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